"CHRISTMAS IN A GALAXY FAR FAR AWAY"
Star Wars Holiday Songs on CD

A collection of thirty-one unforgettable Star Wars Christmas melodies that will be cherished by the entire family.
All your favorite hits on two CDs for only $14.95, songs like this memorable show stopper:


MERRY CLONE WARS TO YOU
(words and music by Bib Fortuna and Figran D'an)
DARTH VADER
Jedi roasting on a funeral pyre
Rancors nipping at your toes
Twi'lek dancers leaping ever higher
And clones brewed up by Kaminos
LITTLE ANI WUNDERKIN
Pod race bettors such as crooked Watto
Were sure Sebulba would win
Jawa runts with their eyes all aglow
Should have paid heed to Qui-Gon Jinn
CHANCELLOR PALPATINE
Dooku's robots are here to slay
Hailfire missiles - blast away!
Empire probe droids are primed to spy
To see if Jango can really fly
DARTH SIDIOUS, DARTH VADER and PADAWAN SKYWALKER
So please perform Order Sixty and Six
From Hoth to Endor to Naboo
Though we've played many games, many tricks
Merry Clone Wars to you

OTHER HOLIDAY FAVORITES ON "Christmas in a Galaxy Far Far Away"
Deck the Cells With Bowels of Wookiee - captivatingly sung by the Death Star Detention Choir
Have Yourself a Merry Little Invasion - sadly lamented by Padmé Amidala
O Wroshr Tree - woodenly intoned by Chewie T'bacca and the Ewok-Its
On a Slay Glide Together With You - chillingly sung by the 18th Snowtrooper Ensemble
Little Sith Trick - energizingly buzzed by the Electro-Lifeguard Boys
All I Want For Dinner Is My Two Front Fangs - hungrily grunted by the Gamorran Squealers
Jinger Bezz - incomprehensibly blabbered by Jar Jar Binks meesa tinksa
Papa Got Run Over By a Sandcrawler - aridly warbled by Shmi Skywalker and the Tusken Raiders
Jango Bell Shlock - implausibly tootled by the Max Rebo Combo featuring lipsist Sy Snootles
The Twelve Lays of Sithness - eerily moaned by Darth Plagueis
Have a Holey Rolly Christmas - explosively stuttered by the DekaDroids
Silent Knight - homicidally hissed by Darth Maul
Clanking Around the Endor Trees - guarded blasted by the AT-ST Krüe
Doom All Ye Fateful - menacingly grated by Darth Sidious
We'll Be Home For Boonta Eve - lovingly crooned by Owen & Beru
Gunray the Red-Eyed Viceroy - authoritatively rasped by General Grievous
Do You Fear What I Fear? (Yes You Will!) - uncertainly quavered by Luke Skywalker
Let It Blow! Let It Blow! Let It Blow! - performed at lightspeed by Wedge Antilles and the Rogue Squadron Wailers
Solo the Carboniteman - gloatingly belched by Jabba du Hutt
Ehh Heh Heh Heh! Here Comes Rancor Claws - loathingly screeched by Salacious Crumb and the Syckofants
O Little Town of Mos Espa - greedily croaked by Watto and the Pit Row Three
It's Beginning To Look a Lot Like Warfare - blissfully harmonized by the Separatist Coalition
I Saw Leia Kissing 3PO - attentively whistled by R2D2
Hinter Hunterland - monstrously growled by Ice3 Wampa
RIP Ye Merry Aliens - chivalrously performed by the Count Dooku Orchestra, featuring sultry chanteuse Asajj Ventress
Snimbly Habbing Na Bunderbul Quibness Bdime - mind-bogglingly bargled by Nien Nunb heh heh heh
The Twelve Lays of Sithness - eerily moaned by Darth Plagueis
Little Pudu Boy - sneakily slobbered by Sebulba
I'm Dreaming of a Lightsaber - spellbindingly enchanted by His Excellency Chancellor Palpatine and the Imperial Guard Chorus
Happy X-Wing (The War Is Over) - victoriously caroled by the entire Rebel Alliance
Joy in the Force - assuredly felt by Yoda, Luke and Leia

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