ARRAKIS FOR DUMMIES

 

 Whether you're on a religious hajj, a dangerous espionage mission or just prospecting for melange, this comprehensive guidebuk will teach you everything you to need to know about the fabled desert world of Arrakis. Written in an easy-to-understand format, this manual provides a wealth of valuable data.
  * Learn stringent water conservation techniques, stillsuit operation and Fremen desert survival procedures the quick and nonlethal way.
* Perfect your worm sign awareness and avoidance techniques before making a fatal error. Practice calling and mounting a giant sandworm. Discover the thrills of riding and steering the biggest Makers. Find the best sandtrout fishing spots.
* Study the methods of spice blow recognition and melange harvesting. Probe the life-extending and prescience-inducing properties of Shai-hulud?s gift. Sample our extensive list of delicious Arrakian spice recipes like sandtrout melangine and spiced muad'dib soufflé. Learn your limit of consumption ahead of time before it?s too late.
* Investigate the intricacies of Fremen customs and Zensunni culture. Avoid the fatally common misconceptions about sietch conduct. Discover the wonders of the Water of Life ritual and the nonstop ecstasy of spice orgies.
* Discover the hidden secrets of Arrakeen, from Muad?Dib?s fabulous Palace Compound to the dangerous Fish Speaker back alley warrens. Learn about the best water sellers, plaza bazaar religious icons and hypnotic semuta dens.
* Study and perfect prana bindu mediation procedures. Practice the weirding way of combat against automated remotes with a variety of weapons before facing a live Sardaukar warrior.

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 RELIGIOUS CULT INDOCTRINATION FOR DUMMIES 
 Learn the Bene Gesserit?s traditional methods for surreptitious control of messianic movements and royal succession. Play matchmaker to the galaxy. Establish your very own Missionaria Protectiva and intervene in any society?s mythology.

 HYPERSPACE NAVIGATION FOR DUMMIES 
 Study Holtzman - Cenva foldspace theory and the Spacing Guild?s ability to distinguish the 1-dimensional path to any destination in the galaxy. Become addicted to spice gas atmosphere and begin to mutate into the grotesque but vital Third Stage Navigator. Control all economic functions in your corner of the galaxy.

 TLEILAXU GHOLA PRODUCTION FOR DUMMIES 
 Practice genetic replication and manipulation. Enslave your own axolotl tank farm and start a clonal production line. Learn to twist personalities, awaken buried memories and devise winning strategies for assassinating the leaders of any organization.

 MENTATRAPIDSCANNINGANDMEMORIZATION, DEDUCTIVELOGICANDMULTI-VARIABLEPROCESSING, INSTANTRECALLANDRECITATION FOR DUMMIES 
 With the proper training, you too can become a human polymath computational device and achieve mimetic nirvana. Learn to avoid Butlerian Jihad restrictions and murderous fanatics. Never forget anything ever again.

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