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Sailing aboard the bizarrely beautiful Flying Dutchman is a once in a life time experience. You'll be totally enthralled by
the luxurious opulence of this awesome cruise liner. From swabbing down the sun baked Main Deck to feeling the lash at the anchor capstan, from making surprise midnight raids on all major Caribbean ports to submerging underwater, you'll never regret your unforgettable adventure. The excitement of Flying Dutchman Caribbean Cruise Lines will appeal to the entire family. Live the life of a free booting pirate if you dare to be cursed. Sign up today to cash in on the hottest deals of the high seas. So draw your sword and cock your pistol, you'll treasure your pearl black memories for the rest of your life.

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BOOKINGS
DEATH SENTENCES
PAROLES
CURSES and GHOSTS
EAST INDIA COMPANY
NAUTICAL CHARTS
DREADNAUGHTS
TREASURES and KEYS
WORLD'S END
LETTERS OF MARQUE
ONBOARD ACTIVITIES
Four Star Starvation Dining
All-Night Binge Drinking Brawls
Mermaid Fishing Tournament
Keel Hauling and Bottom Scraping
Main Mast Rigging Climb
Crow's Nest Parrot Skeet Shooting
Walk the Plank High Diving Contest
Royal Navy Fleet Engagements
Grapnel Hook Tossing
Dinghy and Coffin Skulling
Rotary Cannon Gunnery Practice
Head Shrinking Lessons
Undead Monkey Chase
Organ Recital and Skeleton Dance
Man O' War Submersion
Kraken Calling
Pirate Costume Fashion Show
Ship Flipping
Eyeball Shuffleboard and Ping Pong
Edge of the World Water Slide
Hangman's Bluff
ONBOARD AMENITIES
Claw & Tentacle Mess Hall
Hammerhead Barroom
Multi-Occupancy Brig Staterooms
Cutthroat Corsair Casino
Davy Jones Lockerroom
Poncie's Soda Fountain of Youth
Bilgewater Spa
Aztec Gold Haunted Lounge
Shark Tank Swimming Pool
Starfish & Barnacle Beauty Salon
Black Beard's Barbering Shoppe
Gun Deck Ballroom
Voyage of the Damned Gift Shop
Boarding Party Rope Swing
Elixir of Life Rum Skellar
Sea Sickbay
Blunderbuss Marriage Chapel
Poop Deck Café
Yardarm Promenade
Blackmark Tattoo Parlour
SeaSpray Head and Bidet

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CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW
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ACTIVITIES ASHORE
Moonlight Sack Racing
Pillager's Duty Free Shopping Spree
Waterwheel Cycling
Voodoo Séance and Limbo Contest
Sea Bed Trekking
Head Hunting and Cannibal Feast
Heart's Desire Treasure Hunt
Trollop Trolling and Strumpet Pursuit
Maelstrom Surfing
Suspended Cage Aerobics
Stone Crabs and Peanut Beach Party

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Flying Dutchman Cruise Lines not responsible for accidental death,
mutant disfigurement, eternal incarceration or alcoholic addiction.
PIRATE LORDS: ENGLISH FRENCH
BARBARY COAST CHINESE MALAY

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