| PERSONAL INTRODUCTIONS |
| Very tall, regal, hirsute M; loves moonlit walks in jungle, rock climbing, reptile wrestling + bananas; hates flying; ISO sexy photogenic blonde F for long term commitment; no games Skull Island 647835 | Mercurial, nattily attired PhD; into chronomechanics and jelly beans; dislikes tunnels + exterminations; ISO nubile English F willing to travel + do all the heavy lifting; screaming a plus Somewhere, Somewhen |
| Shy, inventive MET, 3? 2? 40 lb; likes gardening, chocolate + bicycle riding; ISO FET with flat feet, wig and glowing finger Home 592408-1739-625812 | Large economy-size M harpist; into magic beans + fairy rap; ISO hungry mouse, goofy dog + irascible duck; let?s do lunch Kingdom 638629 |
| Spooky SWF goth, looks good in black; into metaphysics, photography + calypso; perate need of spectral excitement; please no worms; CT 170418 | Closet biWM, 6? 6? 265; with palatial arctic residence; likes trains, jumping, bullet racing, spandex tights + phone booth sex; ISO of brainiac M and/or F not afraid of experimentation Metropolis 793164 |
| SRHb, 60, 6?5? 370; sardonic, satyric + heavy-handed but very human soul; de-horned but really big tail; likes boxing, cigars, cats + candy; tired of fiery exotic drama queens; ISO normal everyday down to earth girl, any color except pink Newark NJ 108347 | Attractive blonde SWF, mid-30s; H/W proportionate; earnest, adventurous, highly intelligent military officer; expert on hyper- dimensional travel; ISO compassionate M willing to commit to secretive long distance relationship; Asgard a plus, NO Unas Boulder CO ℑ℘ℵðÞζΔ |
| Alluring SWFB, 237 yrs, 5' 9" 135#; bald with pariental clamp; 10 billion children; superintelligent dominatrix, CEO of extensive spacefaring org; into rubber suits, implants and tetrionic S&M; ISO of partners, any age size sex or species; let's assimilate! Delta Quad 01010110111001000110100011101000010110 | SWM 22, 5' 8" 155 lbs; into skateboarding, guitars, souped up cars, wagering on sports + genealogy; hates lightning, trains, bears and terrorists; ISO of nubile, understanding, punctual SWF who likes to travel, interested in starting family Hill Valley CA 482761 |