If you get stuck in a traffic jam, simply use the Sirenia Coppus hex and you'll be there in no time!
When clearing out a desperately clogged drain, Ms. Myrtle recommends the Obstructo Eruptus charm.
If you're in a hurry and the check-out line at the grocery store is too long, cast the Calorictum Reducto charm on the carts ahead of you.
Got a nosy Muggle neighbor who won't mind his own business? Hurl the Naris Distendia spell in his direction.
If you're in a tie-breaker tennis match and you only need to serve one more ace to win, use the Ad In Finitum charm.
Having problems with Cialis overdose? No need to consult a physician, just give it the Pharmaceutium Deflato hex!
When meeting obnoxious former classmates at a reunion, hex them with the Fatuus Denudem spell. Leaving your eyes open or closed is optional,
it works wonders either way!
If any wizards or witches are spreading false rumors about you behind your back, cast the Aspergio Adulteratum curse upon their spouses. Then watch the fun!
The Superbus Collidatus hex is a useful solution in many circumstances: doctors, lawyers, insurance salesmen, even telemarketers!
When irritated by an Infernal Revenue Service inquiry, apply the Arithomanci Fudgerum charm to the Dementauditor. If the Dark Agent happens to be a
particularly dense spectre, switch to the Aritho Fugit curse.
When meeting any candidates for political office, always greet them with the Ignoramus Expectorato spell. For greater effect, add the Engorgio flourish.
If you are being chased by an aggressive dragon and are inconveniently set on fire, quickly employ the Extinguishio Assumi spell.